Keep it real
The straight answer. No performance.
Your Instagramhas a tell.Ruth finds it.
Drop your handle. See what your profile gives away.
A personal read. The proof behind it. A card worth sending.
Choose the delivery
Same read. Different level of honesty.
Roast me
The version your friends would soften.
Read me deep
Less joke. More pattern.
Pick the tone after Ruth finds your profile.